[ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʀʏ ʜɪᴀᴛᴜs. ]

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for obvious reasons.

『 RAY 』™

“ You’re doing that thing. The thing Gavin does
Where he’s trying to make sense but it’s Gavin-sense.
Because it’s just wrong and pointless.
No matter how much you say and keep talking.

…Are you… preeeetty sure you’re not normally that red. ”

’ ddzzshh..iiii have absolutely NO idea
  what you’re talking about. ’

『 RAY 』™

“ Come on you two are adorable.
And evil genius masterminds.
Evil must stick together. ”

’ evil? what is this EVIL you speak of, i’m sweeter
  than candy! most of the time. m a s t e r m i n d s of
  course, but adorable? c'mon, you’re insane. there’s
  no way that’ll ever happen man. we’re just bros. ’

       he’s totally not trying to hide a blush right now.

『 RAY 』™

“ You and Ryan should just make sure the plan works.
Why not make it a double date? ”

Or skip the date all together, he wont judge. 

’ …–wait what? pfffff, you don’t think–…
                                                         you don’t think ryan and i are– ’

’ dude no, no way, psh, what the hell
  would give you T H A T idea? ’

『 RAY 』™

          “ They’re not the only two making heart eyes at each other. ”

’ oh really? who else do we need to add to the 
  list of FANTASMICAL plottage for r o m a n c e? ’

『 RAY 』™

“ I dunno, man. Might not be able to keep this up if you’re too
free. Don’t need you cheating on me with Gavin or Ryan. ”

’ c'mon bae, don’t be like that! you know you’re
  always number one in my life! well, besides tiny
  box tim of course. but you get the point! ’

“What do you mean you’re not here JUST for me? I thought we had something Mark!”

’ we do! i promise i still love you! but i’m a
  f r e e  s p i r i t, didn’t you know? ’

haywoodisms-archive-deactivated:
"If you're looking for Ray, he's in the bathroom."

’ woah there, buddy, you need to calm down. i’m
   not always around JUST for ray… m o s t of the
   time. …—okay maybe i am. SHUT UP. ‘