『 DEPRIVED WEIRDO 』™

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     ”I’ve never heard of them. They look way too full of sugary for
      my taste. Fruits are more my forte.”

’ listen– as much as i respect your taste buds and stuff,
  it should seriously be a crime for someone to have never
  experienced the pure EUPHORIA that comes from biting
  into one of those delicious baking creations and getting
  the frosting on their lip like a mustache and then laughing
  because their friends are laughing at them because they
  look like a total i d i o t, then licking it off– ANYWAY, you
  NEED to eat a cupcake. like, right now. right. now.